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Real Women Don’t Do Housework

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Howard: I don’t think I’ll ever really get used to it.

Noelle: But you know better than to take time to think about the
answer, right?

Howard: I basically just say the first thing that pops into my
head and hope that I’ll get a chance to correct it if I’m wrong.

Noelle: [Smiles and makes a squeezing motion with her hand]

When you are making important statements or asking especially
difficult questions, you should assume the power grip. In the power grip,
you hold his penis in one hand while you hold his testicles firmly in the
other. The position itself will demand his full attention. Additionally you
can alternate between giving pleasure and discomfort depending on the
point you are trying to make. For example, if you are discussing his
failure to put the toilet seat down you might punctuate your displeasure
with a slight squeeze of his testicles. Then when he promises not to do it
again, stroke.

Of course, it is much easier to use the power grip when he is naked,
as for example during your nightly conversation. If he is dressed you can
gain access by undoing his pants and reaching into his underwear, the
gesture alone can be intimidating. But even without touching him
directly you can have nearly the same effect by using one hand to stroke
his penis over his pants while the other cups and presses lower down
against his testicles.

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